Charlotte's Journal

11:21pm: Quote of the day: "If Lancelot was e.. emas..  emasculated, then does that mean he was actually a woman?" - Fellow university student

That's all I have to say.

7:07pm: You know what I hate? When I start the vacuum, it SPITS UP EVERYTHING IT SUCKED UP THE LAST TIME.

..so I re-vacuum it and I end up with the vacuum/machine-age equivalent of that annoying little line of dirt you can never pick up with a broom and dustpan.
I end up turning off the vacuum to arrange the dirt in a suck-up-able pile, turn the vacuum back up.. AND IT THROWS UP AGAIN.

....I know what I want for the holidays.

1:53pm: I love libraries with wireless :)
taking break at the library. 3 pages in two hours! about seven sources! not.. so bad. I'm still fully aware that this is baby-work compared to what I'll be facing at university, though. guh

I don't get why people go to libraries just to sit there and DO SUDOKU while staring at everyone who goes by. FOR HOURS. edit: AND HUM.

I miss mexican subway and its avocadoes. man. so hungry.

I have an hour and fifteen minutes until I have to meet sonny. I'm bored of working though. and I'm hungry. ..and my library card's invalid.

what to do.

..The second figure from the left in Picasso's Les Demoiselles d'Avignon really strongly reminds me of the little girl in the Emperor's New Groove. I think there's something wrong with me.

9:13pm: I've more or less finished my intro for my Quebec history paper, due on Friday. I feel entitled to be finding things on youtube now, like this guy, who set the Guinness World Record for wearing 155 shirts at once.

What an achievement, right there.

11:11pm: nickelback ftw

: Jenn :: says:

i wonder why theyre called that

:: Jenn :: says:

maybe when they started their jukebox only costed a nickel

:: Jenn :: says:

and people were like

:: Jenn :: says:

damn that song was shitty

:: Jenn :: says:

i want my nickel back

10:53pm: I was told that if I like Imogen Heap, I'd definitely like Camille. This is the link that's supposed to win me over.

I have to say, she's not quite as weird as ( these guys (slightly nsfw: man-butt) ), whose acoustic rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" involves a .. washing machine (?) and the violent destruction of a stove/oven but she's.. definitely up there in my Weird-But-Might-Just-Grow-On-Me category, though. Might being the operative word.

(Although now that I watch ( Bonnie Tyler's original video ) I can't quite say that it's the most .. "normal" video [ballet-dancing nearly-naked ninjas? The bright-eyed student at the end? The random doors?] around, either.)

..and I'm done fixing up my clearly brilliant demonstration of html skillz. whoops.

8:55am:

sitting in english class during our usual five minute break. We're looking at greek myths, so he played us the 80s song "the midas touch." hahaah

"I've got the midas touch, baby let me touch your body.. and soul. ohhhhh"

oh boy a narcissus song coming up

10:36pm: Ode to Poultry
R. Kelly? 

I believe I can flyyyyy
I believe I can toooouch the skyyyyy
All I wanted was a chiiiiiicken wiiiiiing...

9:52pm: !!!!
http://www.greenplastic.com/

As expected, Radiohead will be playing various cities around North America this Summer to road test new material.

According to a press release, "set lists for the shows will draw heavily on the newer material the band has been working on over the past months. The performances will take place in smaller than usual venues, and will feature appropriately scaled down staging and lighting design, creating a suitably intimate environment for the first ever airings of several new songs."

Here are the dates:

06-01 Philadelphia, PA - Tower Theatre ON SALE MAY 6
06-02 Philadelphia, PA - Tower Theatre ON SALE MAY 6
06-04 Boston, MA - Bank of America Pavilion ON SALE MAY 6
06-05 Boston, MA - Bank of America Pavilion ON SALE MAY 6
06-07 Toronto, Ontario - Hummingbird Center ON SALE MAY 6
06-08 Toronto, Ontario - Hummingbird Center ON SALE MAY 6
06-10 Montreal, Quebec - Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier at Place des Arts ON SALE MAY 5
06-11 Montreal, Quebec - Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier at Place des Arts ON SALE MAY 5
06-13 New York, NY - The Theatre at Madison Square Garden ON SALE MAY 5
06-14 New York, NY - The Theatre at Madison Square Garden ON SALE MAY 5
06-19 Chicago, IL - Auditorium Theatre ON SALE MAY 6
06-20 Chicago, IL - Auditorium Theatre ON SALE MAY 6
06-23 Berkeley, CA - Greek Theater ON SALE MAY 14
06-24 Berkeley, CA - Greek Theater ON SALE MAY 14
06-26 San Diego, CA - Bayside ON SALE MAY 6
06-27 San Diego, CA - Bayside ON SALE MAY 6
06-29 Los Angeles, CA - Greek Theater ON SALE MAY 25
06-30 Los Angeles, CA - Greek Theater ON SALE MAY 25

bahhh humbug I won't be here for the first time ever.
BAHH.

10:54pm: hahahaha

Find your own pose!

*restrains self from making sword/sheath jokes*

11:41pm: before and after airbrush pics O_o
http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/blonde/index.html

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html

...wow

10:13pm: testing hmm